We had a movie night at church two nights ago. I get there and Joanna is not in a good mood so I ask her whats wrong ans this is how the coversation went :
"You know Austin Lee?" - Johanna
"Yeah, I had someone point him out for me a few days ago"- Courtney
"Well we were having a long discussion and he knows that I love him." - Johanna
"Oh , you love some boy and you are in 8th grade?" - Courtney
"Yes ever since 6th grade" - Johanna
"Oh well good luck with that" - Courtney smiling and walking off
*25 minutes later in the Youth Room *
"Jordan, move " I tell Jordan who is spread out on the couch in the room.
"No '" - Jordan
"Please or I am going to grab you by your ear and make you move" I say my hands on my hips
"Do it" - Jordan
"Fine" - I grab Jordan by his ear but he doesnt move
"Move or I am going to sit on you" - I threaten
His next remark should have gotten him a slap on his face.
" Please don't. No offence but you have an overly larged butt for someone of your size and figure" - Jordan says meaning it and me blushing red
Okay well I weigh 104.5 and I am 5 feet tall but I do not gain in my stomach but in my butt and I wear size 3 in jeans and I dont have that big of a butt.
That's when you poke Jerden right tin the EYE and tell him it's not a big deal because he couldn't see that good anyway, OBVIOUSLY! Dork.
ReplyDeleteI do hope poor Johanna's love life gets better!
What great dialogues!
So do I....
ReplyDeleteI almost asked him why he was looking at my butt and I probaly would have slapped him if only he wasnt 5'11 ... But I think the boy weighs less than me
My gosh! That is outright horrible! I hate him already.
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